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Lines form on my face and my hands
Lines form on the left and right
I'm in the middle, the middle of life
I'm a boy and I'm a man

I'm eighteen and I like it

I have not, however, realized that I'm no longer 18. When I was 18, I bounced when I fell over. Nothing mattered and nothing's fragile. Unfortunately at 53, things start to hurt and ache a little more. Saturday evening, my wrist started to ache. Quite badly. Later, the right side of my neck went crazy stiff and then all the muscles across my right shoulder and down my right arm started to ache. What had caused this, I hear you say? Was it the three and a half hours spent fitting the tonneau cover on the truck? The cover that came with easy and simple 15 minute instructions. I think it took 15 minutes to figure out what we were supposed to do and then it got worse having to wrench things in place and having to file down the brackets that didn't fit and then needing a hammer to get them in place. The cover is now on, but it ain't coming off again. Actually, it will, but the brackets will be kind of hard to get off. Anyway, no, that wasn't the cause of my pain.

Having taken longer than expected to fit the cover, I decided not go to go out on Saturday. The plan was to take the scooter out to another of my old birding sites. As it was later and traffic builds up, we decided to do that on Sunday and leave earlier. Now, the scooter goes 12 mph which is not as fast as someone can sprint, but it would be hard for someone to hold up that pace when running for a long while. William decided to race me across the garage which was kind of fun. The only thing to note is that the brakes aren't great, but no incidents. Now, when I got out of the elevator, I thought it would be fun to race back to the apartment which is essentially down one corridor, then round the corner and down another corner. That corner is sort of two 45 degree turns versus on 90 degree turn - just the configuration of the building. I figured I could make the corner at 12 mph. I know the scooter isn't very stable, but I thought if I leaned, I could take the racing line and all would be well. Problem #1 came as I got closer to the corner and realized that if I leaned and took the racing line, I would have cracked my skull on the inside wall. So I didn't lean into the corner. Yeah, so as I turned the corner, the scooter tipped over and I didn't have the ability to brake. Now, here's where I wish William was videoing it as neither of us know how I actually made the corner. What I did was punched out at the wall I was heading into, hitting it with the palm of my hand, narrowly missing someone's door. That dropped me back onto all four wheels, but then it tipped again, so I repeated the process and somehow got round the corner without crashing. No idea if anyone was in either of the apartments, but nobody came out to see what was going on. There was definitely a dog in one of them as it wasn't best pleased with the loud bangs. I'm actually surprised I didn't punch through the wall. I guess the outer walls of the apartments are stronger than I thought.

Nothing hurt at the time. It wasn't until later in the evening that it started to take effect. I'm sure your thinking that was stupid. Maybe, but you've got to try these things. What was more stupid was trying it again the following day after we'd been out. Now, in fairness, I only hit the corner in second gear, so 7.5 mph instead of 12 mph. I also took the wet weather line rather than the racing line which allowed me to start wide and gave me room to lean in without cracking my skull on the inside wall. William did shout at me that I was an idiot and that I wouldn't make it, but he was wrong. I did make it. Huh! Today's generation too worried about things. Sometimes you just gotta try it out, even if you're an old fart.

Went out for a scoot on my scoot. The intent was to see if I could do a birding lap of Heather Farm, but it's really hard right now as everything sprouting and it's quite difficult to see through the foliage. In the end it just ended up being a quick blast which was still worthwhile as I wanted to see if the front right had indeed blown out or whether it was just low. It seemed fine. The scooter is quite unstable if you're going at full pelt when on pavements that aren't even (which is most of them). It's also particularly fun going up and down dips where driveways are. Wont be long before we have a major crash. Here's the Starbucks to Heather Farm run:

I came across this when I was perusing YouTube - basically, while I was going for a poo and was just looking at stuff as one does. I would say that this fits with this website given that it's completely pointless, but it's absolutely amazing. I'm really impressed with what they've created here - The Floppotron.

I saw an article the other day about Marston's selling off a bunch of pubs including The Crooked House in Dudley. It reminded me of a College outing we had to the pub to see it. The building started to sink until it was propped up, but it's left a rather interesting result. As you can see from the picture everything's skew-whiff. Can't imagine trying to get a door to fit the hole - certainly not going to come from the standard size isle.

The most interesting thing was that the bar was supposed to cause an optical illusion that a coin would appear to roll up hill on it. I have to be honest, we tried and it rolled the way I expected it too, but that could just be that I'm skew-whiff which compensated for the skew-wiffedness of the building to even it out.

I seem to remember it being kind of a spit and sawdust pub, but my memory might be wrong on that. It does look like they've done it up since I went which would have been somewhere around 1991 at a guess. But that's the problem - great attraction to see once, which we did. Something to do in your late teens / early twenties, but not something to keep doing (at least from the distance we were from the pub anyway, which I just mapped to be 70 miles which is a long way to go for a pint).

That is the question, or so Shakespeare would have us believe. Some among us may think it's what do you get if you multiply nine by six. Anyway, I digress. We're continuing the discussion on emojis being top of mind after converting the site to accommodate them in all postings. Did you know there is a committee that approves all emojis?

Yes, it's the Unicode Consortium. Honestly, what they do is pretty important as they set standards for what characters use each unicode code (probably just unicode rather than unicode code). Basically each "character" is now stored as a block with a number that corresponds to a character. It's not like ASCII that ran out after 128 characters was then extended to double it to a whopping 256 characters. Unicode takes it to just over 1.1 million characters. They didn't fuck about this time. Now, they have to accommodate all the languages that use symbols, but they still have space to spare, so they've started putting emojis in there. This is how you can have an Apple device or an Android or Windows browser or ... [you get the drift, anything] interpret a code and display the intended emoji. Because there's a standard. There may be a slight variation on how each platform displays it, but a smiley face will be a smiley face, a race car will be a race car etc.

But how cool is that? They approve new emojis on an annual basis. I honestly hadn't thought about it before now. When I retire, I know what job I'm going after. Can you imagine the conversation though as I really don't think any of mine would get approved. Clearly we'd need a pair of breasts - how else do you emoji that things have gone tits up. We'd also need to build on the original set of emojis and have a smiley face with a penis on it's forehead - obviously to use when pointing out someone is a dickhead. I can see that these would be considered offensive, but be honest - they'd get a lot of use wouldn't they?

Happy Birthday to me,
Happy Birthday to me,
Happy Birthday .....

.... how old?

No, not that. Be serious now, I've updated my website, not changed the laws of nature, physics and anything else you can think of. No, I've been tidying up the site and after eight years, I've finally closed the 2015 NASCAR Race Game and can officially declare Owen as the winner knocking me off my perch of winning five competitions.

So let's hear it for Owen and eight grueling years of effort. Slogging away day after day to finally bring home the W. Yay for Owen!!!

Anyone poking around the website will see that a new competition has been created in the Race Game for the 2023 Forumla 1 season. The competition is open to register and is ready to go. More information will be provided as we get nearer to the start of the season. The question that remains is - can Owen go back to back?

Over the holidays, Ken Block died from a snowmobile accident. I've featured one of his videos on this website being the Gymkhana in San Francisco. I've watched a lot of his videos whether it be the gymkhanas or the drag races and have huge respect for his talent. Recently, it's been his daughter that's been driving the Hoonicorn and I hope she continues to do so. So sad for her to lose her father.

Crazy that he died from a snowmobile accident given all the things he's done, but, then again .... I guess some would say it's crazy this idiot broke his neck on a trampoline with all the crazy stuff he used to do. I guess it catches you when you least expect it.

You've got to think Saint Peter's going to be standing there watching Ken drift sideways through the Pearly Gates! RIP Ken.

Sadly had a few nights in hospital the other week. Nothing too serious, but definitely something I'd like to avoid. That said, there were several times I managed to amuse myself. I even made a video of my experience using the shower in my room.

Full HD Video (Right click and save as)

Just got my second jab, so I'm now fully vaccinated. I can no longer get aids which is nice. Might have been better to be protected against covid though.