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How the Votes Have Been Cast
You've found the EastBayRag vote page. Here, you get the opportunity to let us know what you think. Each week, we will have votes on important issues. Well, probably not important issues, more like trivial things that come to mind on a Sunday morning after a belly full of beer from a Saturday night.
This week's current vote is shown above. After the votes are in, EBR will provide in depth analysis of the results so you can find out if you are running with the crowd or if you're out there on your own. You never know, you may even learn something, but that's highly unlikely. Analysis of last week's vote is shown below. If you want to see historic votes, checkout the vote archives.
Oh! And the cool thing before I forget, the graphs update as you vote ...... Wow! And what's more, the colors are allocated randomly, so each time you refresh the page, you will see different colors on the graphs. (F5 is normally the shortcut key to refresh, but may depend on your browser.) Go on .... try it.
Analysis of Last Week's Vote
The following question was presented:
Alright, I've asked this question already to a subset of folks, but first a little background. I had a rather invasive test done on my willy this week and somehow it came up in conversation that I have a bum doctor and a willy doctor. If you had to choose, would you rather be my bum doctor or my willy doctor?
Results:
Willy doctor was the clear winner with 75% of the votes selected from the following:
- Bum doctor (25%)
- Willy doctor (75%)
Pre-Result Discussion
Analysis:
One of those questions where there is no good choice for an answer. I'm not sure my bum is a WMD, but I do agree is an international disaster zone and, for that reason, I agree with the vote outcome that willy doctor is the safer of the two options. However unpleasant that may be. One other thing that does occur to me is that neither of the real life doctors in these roles is paid enough.
00:19:42
11th May 2026