Other Forum, Jokes Sub-Category, Foreign Legion Thread
A man joins the foreign legion and, after about a month or so, starts to get "the itch" as he gets desperate for sex. So, he asks one of the other soldiers what he does for sex around here. "Well, replied the other soldier, every other month they bring in the camels and, well, you know ...."
Horrified, the man thinks that he'll give it a miss, but after a few more weeks he's so desperate, he thinks what the hell I'll give it a try.
The day arrives and so do the camels and the man is up for it, ready to do whatever. Next thing, all the other soldiers come charging past him. "What's the rush?" he asks. "Well", replies one of the other soldiers, "You don't want to get stuck with an ugly one"
Horrified, the man thinks that he'll give it a miss, but after a few more weeks he's so desperate, he thinks what the hell I'll give it a try.
The day arrives and so do the camels and the man is up for it, ready to do whatever. Next thing, all the other soldiers come charging past him. "What's the rush?" he asks. "Well", replies one of the other soldiers, "You don't want to get stuck with an ugly one"
(this is different from above - trust me)
A man joins the foreign legion and, after about a month or so, starts to get "the itch" as he gets desperate for sex. So, he asks one of the other soldiers what he does for sex around here. "Well, replied the other soldier, every other month they bring in the camels and, well, you know ...."
Horrified, the man thinks that he'll give it a miss, but after a few more weeks he's so desperate, he thinks what the hell I'll give it a try.
The day arrives and so do the camels and the man is up for it, ready to do whatever. He's so desperate he goes charging into the courtyard, drops his trousers and starts mounting one of the camels. "What the hell are you doing?" cries out one of the other soldiers. "I'm sorry, I couldn't wait" he replied. "At first I thought it was repulsive to have sex with a camel, but I'm so desperate and when you told me that's our only option ..." he continued. "Only option!?! The camels are here to take us into town to so we can go to the local brothel!"
A man joins the foreign legion and, after about a month or so, starts to get "the itch" as he gets desperate for sex. So, he asks one of the other soldiers what he does for sex around here. "Well, replied the other soldier, every other month they bring in the camels and, well, you know ...."
Horrified, the man thinks that he'll give it a miss, but after a few more weeks he's so desperate, he thinks what the hell I'll give it a try.
The day arrives and so do the camels and the man is up for it, ready to do whatever. He's so desperate he goes charging into the courtyard, drops his trousers and starts mounting one of the camels. "What the hell are you doing?" cries out one of the other soldiers. "I'm sorry, I couldn't wait" he replied. "At first I thought it was repulsive to have sex with a camel, but I'm so desperate and when you told me that's our only option ..." he continued. "Only option!?! The camels are here to take us into town to so we can go to the local brothel!"
23rd December 2007