If you work really, really hard at school ....
.... we'll let you work really, really hard at work
If you work really, really hard at school ....
.... we'll let you work really, really hard at work
Up The Irons!
Dynamo ZG
Incest - fun for all the family
Support the beautification of levees
Plant tulips on a dyke!
What do you call a goldmine that can't go to the toilet?
A bottomless pit!
Mickey walks into a divorce lawyer's office
Divorce lawyer says you can't divorce your wife just cus she's crazy
Mickey replies I didn't say she was crazy ....
....I said she was fucking Goofey!
Mickey walks into a divorce lawyer's office
Divorce lawyer says you can't divorce your wife just cus she's crazy
Mickey replies I didn't say she was crazy ....
....I said she was fucking Goofey!
Before you criticize a man, walk a mile in his shoes.
This way when you criticize him,
you're a mile away and have his shoes.
There was a you lady called Sue
who wanted to go for a poo .......
so she did !!
There was a you lady called Sue
who wanted to go for a poo .......
so she did !!
Have you ever noticed that anyone driving slower than you is an idiot
and anyone driving faster than you is a maniac?
Have you ever noticed that anyone driving slower than you is an idiot
and anyone driving faster than you is a maniac?
Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on
the roof and gets stuck.
Ken sent me.
Mary had a little lamb, its fleece was nice and red
The reason for this color was an axe was in its head.
Save Trees
Eat a beaver!
Once a King, alwasy a King ....
.... but once a knight is enough!