The following question was presented:
As I sit here wondering what question to pose this week, there is but one thing nagging at the back of my mind. Why are my underpants up my bottom?
Results:
Because you're fat and have a fat arse and Because you're wearing Karen's nickers tied with 33% of the votes each from the following selection:
- Because you're sitting funny (0%)
- That's what happens as you get old (0%)
- Because you're fat and have a fat arse (33%)
- Because underpants are badly designed these days (17%)
- Because you're wearing Karen's nickers (33%)
- You shouldn't be wearing a thong in the first place (17%)
Graphic of Results:
Analysis:
So it's like that then is it? No sympathy, just go straight for the jugular. Spare no prisoners. Given that my vote was for badly designed underwear, seems like everyone else either thinks I have a weight problem or am wearing Karen's underwear.
Well, let me tell you that Karen's underwear is too loose thank you very much. And I know that ... err ... because ... you know ... I looked at the size ... yeah, I looked at the size. I haven't tried them on or anything honest.
And as for the vote that I'm wearing a thong. Well rather you have that image in your mind than me is all I can say. I think all my thongs are at the launderette.