The following question was presented:
With the shenanigans that have been going on this week, I'm simply going to ask which of the following is more dangerous?
Results:
Putting your life savings into a Cypriot bank was the clear winner with 100% of the votes selected from the following:
- Asking a cannibal for a blow job (0%)
- Putting your life savings into a Cypriot bank (100%)
- Using Dennis Rodman as your political ambassador (0%)
Graphic of Results:
Analysis:
Looks like a unanimous decision that putting your life savings into a Cypriot bank would be the most dangerous thing to do. I have to be honest, the whole thing seems really strange to me. Back when I were a lad, we were told to save your money. There was so much on how to save with fantastic interest rates to attract you to do so. Now it seems the only thing to do is to get into as much debt as possible. If you owe a lot of money then the banks just collapse rather than asking for it back. If you have a lot of money in savings then the banks are starting to take it away from you. (It's not only Cyprus that's looking at negative interest rates - there was a discussion in the UK).
Still, I'm not smart enough to solve the problem, so I'll stop worrying about it and focus on worrying about my job, health, family etc. etc. Good job for beer!