If any of you had missed the big news, I've bought myself a van. Well, my Dad's bought a van and charged me for it. Regardless, now that I've got it painted up and ready to go, we're looking good for my trip back in August.
So, it got me thinking about the world's greatest van driver Shaggy and whether he and Velma ever hit it off. Should Velma do Shaggy in the back of the van?
Yes was the clear winner with 75% of the votes selected from the following:
OK ... so let's deal with the analysis of the results first. Seems for the most part, everyone agrees that Velma should do the right thing and give poor old Shaggy his moment of pleasure. I guess there's nothing to say that the no votes think he shouldn't get his moment of pleasure, just not in the back of the Mystery Machine. But I'm guessing they think Velma should keep her little orange number on. I guess the only thing that really matters though is which way Velma voted as, at the end of the day, it's up to her whether she wants to experience the full force of Shaggy.
Velma “Shaggy, would you do it for a Scooby snack?”
Shaggy “I'll do it for 2”
fumble, fumble
Velma “Jinkies!”
Shaggy “Zoinks!”
I'm probably waaaaay over thinking this, but I just get the feeling that Shaggy would be there with the same grin on his face that Arnold Schwarzenegger had in the movie Twins.
Anyway, moving on. I'm a little disappointed. Not with the vote, but with what's happening to my new baby. When my dad suggested it might be a little sluggish, I suggested putting a blower in it. And by blower I meant a turbo. Here was me thinking a nice little turbo diesel would be quite nippy.
But seriously! What on earth am I supposed to do with this? (Well, I guess technically I know the answer to that, but it really wasn't what I had in mind).