The following question was presented:
So, I stream radio 5 through my device on my way to work if I'm driving in as opposed to flying somewhere. Since changing networks it's a bit patchy which is really annoying for the most part, but occasionally it provides a source of amusement if it leaves a sentence hanging in an odd place. On the drive in the other day, they were speculating on who was going to take over the Ireland football manager position. They ran through the list of candidates and it ended with “Roy Keane who is currently employed as ...” Which of the following went through my head to complete that sentence?
Results:
a bouncer at a nite club in Macclesfield and a dildo for a fat lesbian that doesn't shave tied with 38% of the votes each from the following selection:
- a bouncer at a nite club in Macclesfield (38%)
- a dildo for a fat lesbian that doesn't shave (38%)
- a door-to-door insurance salesman in Wigan (13%)
- a heart surgeon on Harley Street (0%)
- a lavatory attendant at Waterloo station (13%)
- a traffic warden in Doncaster (0%)
- a village idiot in the Fens (0%)
Graphic of Results:
Analysis:
An insight into my mind I guess ... the actual answer was “a lavatory attendant at Waterloo station.” The strange thing is that my brain completed this sentence without a pause. I don't know why. I have no connection of Roy Keane to either the art of toilet cleaning or Waterloo station. It just sort of popped in there as if this would be a natural career break for him to be taking. Anyway, good luck to him, whatever he's doing.