The following question was presented:
After spending yet another week in hospital, I find myself seriously lacking in inspiration for the trivial - something which I normally have no problem thinking about. Anyway, after racking my brain cell for 30 seconds, I run the risk of publishing another vote question that will not be understood by everyone, but here's what I've come up with - should I take the blue pill or the red pill?
Results:
Blue was the clear winner with 57% of the votes selected from the following:
- Blue (57%)
- Red (29%)
- I can’t help I’m color blind (14%)
Graphic of Results:
Pre-Result Discussion
10:36:38
31st March 2008
Analysis:
The blue pill?? Huh! I laugh at your blue pill. I waggle my private parts in the direction of your blue pill whilst making snorting noises at your suggestion.
Triple X does have a point in that the little blue diamond may be interesting, but the blue pill that sends you back to sleep so you can wake up and pretend nothing happened - not very adventurous.
So, we're going to take the red pill. Turning the metaphoric into the literal, this means I'm going to start treatment of a new drug next week. Pushing the envelope of genetic treatments I will be taking Humira which I think may have some component of rodent DNA in it somewhere. Kind of hoping that this is going to work as I'm running out of other treatments. That said, Mr. O has kindly suggested that a simple operation to insert a rather large bung would probably do the trick. I have to say, I'm thinking this may be the easiest solution. Also makes me wonder as they've suggested I eat a banana each day and maybe I should be inserting these akin to the old “banana in the tail pipe” gag.
19:52:06
30th March 2008