The following question was presented:
After all the discussion around botty control, it's time to ask that very tasteful question that we all want to know, but aren't really sure of the answer. How long after you've started dating someone is it before you can break wind in front of them?
Results:
Immediately was the clear winner with 40% of the votes selected from the following:
- Immediately (40%)
- 1 Week (20%)
- 1 Month (0%)
- 3 Months (0%)
- 6 Months (20%)
- 1 Year (0%)
- Never regardless (0%)
- Never for fear of follow through (20%)
Graphic of Results:
Analysis:
Beans, beans are good for your heart.
The more you eat the more you fart!
OK, so it seems that we're not shy and are ready to let rip the instant we meet the object of our desire. Which by the sounds of it is a bowl of cabbage soup. However, should one of us get out long enough to meet someone of the opposite sex, we'd welcome them with a blast from the bottom trumpet. There should probably be a follow up question somewhere that looks into whether or not these relationships have lasted after breaking wind or whether they've come to an abrupt halt.
Interesting that there were votes on the “never for fear of follow through” particularly as this was not my vote. Seems that someone else out there also has botty trouble. You can always drop your trousers and sign your name if you're really having problems. Again, not sure if this is the best accompaniment to a good chat up line. That said, I've never tried it, so I'm not speaking from experience.
At the end of the day, it's actually good for you to break wind. It's just not very socially acceptable. Well, until next week - toot toot!