The following question was presented:
This week's question comes from a friend. You see this happened to a friend and not me, obviously. Anyway, he suggested I asked this as a vote question to see what you guys think. So what happened ... to my friend that is and not me .... is that he farted, but was a little too exuberant and well, followed through. And he was wondering at what point is a fart no longer a fart and you've full on shit yourself?
Results:
If you feel the need to wipe was the clear winner with 50% of the votes selected from the following:
- Anything more than gas (25%)
- If you feel the need to wipe (50%)
- When you create a wet patch in your underpants (0%)
- When the wet patch is visible in your trousers (0%)
- When you need to change your clothes (0%)
- If anything solid pops out (0%)
- When poo starts to fall out your trouser legs (25%)
Graphic of Results:
Analysis:
It looks like the consensus is that if you feel the need to wipe, then you've shit yourself and not just farted. Now, this does present another problem and this is, to those of you that voted this way, it means that you would avoid wiping in order to convince yourself you hadn't poo'd your pants. I hope I'm not sitting downwind of you when that happens.