Time for a high brow question. Did the person who used the toilet before me reach a seating position before his arsehole gave way?
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Ewww indeedy. Based on the the spray on the wall behind the toilet, I don't think the prior user either a) made it to the seating position or b) managed to remove his trousers in time. It appeared that the seating area was [relatively] clean and just the wall had suffered.