I think we need to do a study to determine if you’re worthy of being an EBR subscriber. Can you write 5 bullet points on your achievements last week?
No was the clear winner with 67% of the votes selected from the following:
Wow! The EBR readers are more worthless than a government official. Who would have thunk it? Well, you best be keeping your eyes out for Mr Musk. We’re sending him round to you right now to deal out your punishment.
Interestingly, I thought there was a get out of jail free in the official ask as you were not to include anything sensitive. I really, really, really hope someone replied with “I could tell you my achievements, but then I’d have to kill you”.