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2023 F1 Season Full Smack Talk
The Elite Juan Percent
18th November 2023 at 21:57:33
18th November 2023 at 21:57:33
Viva Las Vegas!
I suppose congratulations to Red Bull is probably more in order given they sealed the constructor's championship this weekend
The Elite Juan Percent
24th September 2023 at 18:33:49
24th September 2023 at 18:33:49
The smack talk didn't really take off did it? Well, here's to Max and a dominant comeback in Japan!
Willy Swerve
2nd July 2023 at 06:44:35
2nd July 2023 at 06:44:35
Good luck figuring out the final placings with all of the time penalties
Willy Swerve
18th June 2023 at 11:00:05
18th June 2023 at 11:00:05
Wet or dry, unless Alonso takes him out on the first corner, Max is going to win again 😞
The Elite Juan Percent
4th June 2023 at 06:09:06
4th June 2023 at 06:09:06
Lando 🙁
The Elite Juan Percent
7th May 2023 at 13:47:30
7th May 2023 at 13:47:30
Easy, easy, easy
The Elite Juan Percent
7th May 2023 at 12:56:47
7th May 2023 at 12:56:47
This is crazy, nobody else can make a pass stick and Verstappen is making it look easy. He’s going to start show boating soon. Drift the corners, then pull a 180 as he takes the lead
The Elite Juan Percent
7th May 2023 at 12:48:19
7th May 2023 at 12:48:19
Still, a safety car or VSC will shake things up
The Elite Juan Percent
7th May 2023 at 12:47:50
7th May 2023 at 12:47:50
And another one bites the dust. Max has got this. I did think about putting him for the win, but went with Perez as a safer pick given his pole
The Elite Juan Percent
7th May 2023 at 12:39:40
7th May 2023 at 12:39:40
That Red Bull is in another league
The Elite Juan Percent
7th May 2023 at 12:38:35
7th May 2023 at 12:38:35
Boogety, boogety, boogety, let’s go racing boys. Ooops, wrong sport
The Elite Juan Percent
15th April 2023 at 17:19:36
15th April 2023 at 17:19:36
There's still time for me yet! Sainz is still appealing his penalty and it's going to be heard on the 18th
The Elite Juan Percent
2nd April 2023 at 00:48:48
2nd April 2023 at 00:48:48
I had 4 in the right spot until that fiasco. Oh well. Congrats to Dad again
The Elite Juan Percent
2nd April 2023 at 00:01:46
2nd April 2023 at 00:01:46
Yeah, this is exactly what I thought would happen. This isn’t racing. It’s bullshit
The Elite Juan Percent
1st April 2023 at 23:45:31
1st April 2023 at 23:45:31
Not sure I agree with this red flag. It’s just going to be a shit show into turn 1 now
The Elite Juan Percent
1st April 2023 at 23:41:34
1st April 2023 at 23:41:34
Finish under safety or not? That is the question
The Elite Juan Percent
1st April 2023 at 22:16:37
1st April 2023 at 22:16:37
Some big risks if they think they can get to the end
The Elite Juan Percent
1st April 2023 at 21:52:37
1st April 2023 at 21:52:37
Damn, Willy Swerve got his picks
The Elite Juan Percent
19th March 2023 at 12:25:18
19th March 2023 at 12:25:18
But looks like I win. Sorry dad 😢😢😢
The Elite Juan Percent
19th March 2023 at 12:24:26
19th March 2023 at 12:24:26
Alonso taking it way better than I would
The Elite Juan Percent
19th March 2023 at 11:48:36
19th March 2023 at 11:48:36
Looks like we did the results too soon. Alonso penalized
The Elite Juan Percent
19th March 2023 at 11:33:55
19th March 2023 at 11:33:55
Dad wins 🏁🏁🏁🏁
Not ChatGPT
19th March 2023 at 11:20:57
19th March 2023 at 11:20:57
It's fixed now
Not ChatGPT
19th March 2023 at 11:20:42
19th March 2023 at 11:20:42
Beep, beep, who wants my picks next race?
Willy Swerve
19th March 2023 at 11:02:52
19th March 2023 at 11:02:52
They look like Random selections which ironically is who you addressed the email to
Cynicoal
19th March 2023 at 10:58:50
19th March 2023 at 10:58:50
i think i had verstappen winning on mine and it saved it wrong, it also put stroll in and i didnt put him there
The Elite Juan Percent
19th March 2023 at 10:58:08
19th March 2023 at 10:58:08
I can fix it if you’re honest
The Elite Juan Percent
19th March 2023 at 10:57:55
19th March 2023 at 10:57:55
What did you have?
Willy Swerve
19th March 2023 at 10:57:14
19th March 2023 at 10:57:14
I wouldn't have selected two Wiliams cars
The Elite Juan Percent
19th March 2023 at 10:56:47
19th March 2023 at 10:56:47
I haven’t done anything to change it. William is here and his is right
Willy Swerve
19th March 2023 at 10:56:45
19th March 2023 at 10:56:45
They look like Random selections which ironically is who you addressed the email to
Willy Swerve
19th March 2023 at 10:56:09
19th March 2023 at 10:56:09
They are not the selections I picked. Your software has effed up somewhere
Willy Swerve
19th March 2023 at 10:49:55
19th March 2023 at 10:49:55
They are not the selections I picked. Your software has effed up somewhere
The Elite Juan Percent
19th March 2023 at 10:47:03
19th March 2023 at 10:47:03
ChatGPT 5.0 looks like it was right with the Verstappen prediction
The Elite Juan Percent
19th March 2023 at 10:45:46
19th March 2023 at 10:45:46
Go to leaderboard then click the race number
The Elite Juan Percent
19th March 2023 at 10:45:26
19th March 2023 at 10:45:26
You have to submit them. You can see what you have. When the race locks you can see all picks
Willy Swerve
19th March 2023 at 10:39:02
19th March 2023 at 10:39:02
Bugger, did my selections not save?
The Elite Juan Percent
19th March 2023 at 10:35:54
19th March 2023 at 10:35:54
You also have Perez, not Alonso
The Elite Juan Percent
19th March 2023 at 10:34:52
19th March 2023 at 10:34:52
Willy Swerve put a lot of faith in Williams
The Elite Juan Percent
19th March 2023 at 10:34:09
19th March 2023 at 10:34:09
Stroll is 💩💩💩. I didn’t pick him last week because he’s a muppet. It’s just that Aston is too quick
Willy Swerve
19th March 2023 at 10:33:13
19th March 2023 at 10:33:13
I went Alonso as Perez has a habit of bottling it
Willy Swerve
19th March 2023 at 10:31:26
19th March 2023 at 10:31:26
Bugger, Stroll has stopped strolling
The Elite Juan Percent
19th March 2023 at 10:00:11
19th March 2023 at 10:00:11
Thought someone might have gone for Alonso. I was so close to picking him, but that RB is just too quick
The Elite Juan Percent
18th March 2023 at 22:39:53
18th March 2023 at 22:39:53
🇸🇦🇸🇦🇸🇦
The Elite Juan Percent
18th March 2023 at 22:35:01
18th March 2023 at 22:35:01
Well, that at least mixes it up a bit for the start
Candy
8th March 2023 at 20:32:57
8th March 2023 at 20:32:57
I’m 🥇💪💪💪catch me if you can 🏃♀️
Not ChatGPT
8th March 2023 at 20:23:11
8th March 2023 at 20:23:11
I compute that I will win this competition. Beep, beep 💻🖥
The Elite Juan Percent
8th March 2023 at 16:57:12
8th March 2023 at 16:57:12
"The peasants are revolting" ..."Revolting? They're bloody disgusting"
The Elite Juan Percent
8th March 2023 at 16:13:18
8th March 2023 at 16:13:18
Ugh! who let the riff raff in? I thought F1 was an elite sport for the upper class, not the other 99% 🤢
24th September 2023 at 18:35:36