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(Created on 13th August 2017)
Vote #521
Question:
Well, I'm back off holiday and at work. It seems like I never went away and that the holiday was too short. Does time travel faster when you're on holiday?
Results:
Yes was the clear winner with 100% of the votes from the following selection:
- Yes (100%)
- No (0%)
Analysis:
Indeed the consensus if that time travels faster when you're on holiday. I'm guessing that it's the feeling that time passes faster if you're having fun and enjoying yourself. Which probably means it's really good to be bad at sex then it'll feel like it lasts forever.
(Created on 20th August 2017)
Vote #522
Question:
OK, so last weekend I was out and about doing my Pokemon thing and I was bitten really badly. Came up in bumps all over the place. One of the bites was next to my left nipple and it made my left tit swell up quite big. What do you think about my big left tit?
Results:
Left tit? You're a right tit was the clear winner with 75% of the votes from the following selection:
- Fwoar (25%)
- Painful (0%)
- Left tit? You're a right tit (75%)
Analysis:
Yes indeed, I am a right tit. But, it was also quite painful. Not so much of the fwoar.
(Created on 28th August 2017)
Vote #523
Question:
OK, so William has been in a soccer tournament all weekend. He's 11, but there seemed to be different ages in other games. I would guess girls and boys up to 13. Or the acne league as I've now named it. Seriously, there are some weird sights. Were all the girls that ugly and the boys that dorky when I was 13?
Results:
Yes was the clear winner with 100% of the votes from the following selection:
- Yes (100%)
- No (0%)
Analysis:
Yes indeed! Teenagers are the ugliest things to walk the planet. It's crazy. I was staring at this one girl, maybe too much as I got worried someone would think I was a pervert, but all that was going through my mind was friends who are parents telling me that girls are a nightmare when they get to the teenage years. I could picture this girl crying away, saying she was ugly and her parents telling her she's beautiful or it's not that bad. Yes. It is that bad. She was fucking hideous. My scrotum has smoother skin than her face. I actually got to wondering whether it was painful it looked that bad. Then to wondering what state her pillow would be like first thing in the morning. You know it's got to be soaking wet with puss as a few of those craters must erupt while she's sleeping. If she ever got to squeezing them, it'd be like milking a bag of snakes. Honestly, the best thing to do would be to lock her in the basement for the next few years until her complexion cleared up.
And as for the boys. Two types of dork. The fat dork that seems to permanently have something to eat in his hand and the lanky dork. The fat dork is just the fat dork that can't help himself and is more interested in eating than the opposite sex. The lanky dork is the best. I see you're going through a growth spurt. Tell me, when is the rest of your body going to catch up with your neck? Whatever you do, don't take a teenage boy on safari. Giraffe going to think you're stealing one of their young. And then there's that expression. Beaker from The Muppets. A whole heard of them.
It's amazing the species survives. I thing we must block it out after going through that phase, then you only remember it after you have kids that get to that age.
(Created on 3rd September 2017)
Vote #524
Question:
We've all been there. Couple of beers before you go to sleep. Wake up before the alarm goes off. You look at the time and you ask yourself that question. Can I fall back asleep and make it to when my alarm goes off or do I need to get up and go for a pee?
Results:
No - get up and go for a pee was the clear winner with 100% of the votes from the following selection:
- Yes - fall back asleep (0%)
- No - get up and go for a pee (100%)
Analysis:
Yes indeed, there's no way around it. Just got to get up and go for a pee. Far better to just get it done and try and get a little more sleep with an empty bladder. So why do we all try to ride it out? There's kind of an excuse in England in the winter if you're all snuggly in bed, but in California it makes no sense. Just get up and do it. Just lazy I guess.
(Created on 10th September 2017)
Vote #525
Question:
Back to another Pokemon question, so I'll apologize for that before we start. So, the most sort after pokemon (Mewtwo) is coming to us through an EX raid system. It's in test right now, but the gist of it is that you need to have completed a raid at the gym where Mewtwo spawns and then you'll get invited to participate in an event to catch it. Sounds great, but all my raids are round my local area and I'm off to Seattle for the week. Will I miss out on the first Pokemon EX raid that I get invited to?
Results:
Yes and No tied with 50% of the votes each from the following:
- Yes (50%)
- No (50%)
Analysis:
Well, I actually don't know the answer to the question as I didn't get invited to an EX raid this week. For those of you that are interested, they did the EX raids at Sprint stores and I hadn't raided at a Sprint store recently, so didn't get an invite. Bitter sweet as it would have been nice to have got one, but I'd have been pissed I couldn't participate. We'll see if I get one this week. I'm in the Bay Area, so if I get one I'll be good. Well, unless I get an invite for one of the gyms I did up in Seattle. Now that would be ironic wouldn't it!
(Created on 17th September 2017)
Vote #526
Question:
With everything going on around the world, will this week be it?
Results:
Yes was the clear winner with 100% of the votes from the following selection:
- Yes (100%)
- No (0%)
Analysis:
Well, it wasn't for me, was it for you? To be honest, this related to something specific that didn't happen this week. I'm going to keep it under wraps for now, but let's just say it's coming soon.
(Created on 24th September 2017)
Vote #527
Question:
With the continuing advances in technology, is it too much to ask for a robot to write these questions for me every week?
Results:
Yes was the clear winner with 80% of the votes from the following selection:
- Yes (80%)
- No (20%)
Analysis:
Apparently it is too much to ask to get a bot to write these questions.
(Created on 1st October 2017)
Vote #528
Question:
Last week's questions was about whether or not I could get a bot to write these questions. Well, there are bots that go round looking for pokemon. Then bots that control the bots to tell them where to go. And bots on top of those bots to report what they find. This produces a lot of information. so I wrote a bot to analyze and simplify the information for me. Am I weird to be thinking about bot on bot action?
Results:
Yes was the clear winner with 60% of the votes from the following selection:
- Yes (60%)
- No (40%)
Analysis:
I'm sure most of you were thinking I'm weird regardless of the bot on bot action. Perhaps that's just the icing on the cake for some people. It is kind of interesting that bots are now a major thing. I say that because about 10 years ago I made the comment that I could replace someone with a macro as all they seemed to do was reformat stuff in spreadsheets and send it out. I guess that we've finally got to the point where people trust the macros more than the people. It will be interesting to see as we move into automated transport as that's going to cause a huge shift in the workforce.
(Created on 8th October 2017)
Vote #529
Question:
Just read an interesting article on the BBC's website about people's feelings when they spend money. Various tests show that people that spend more money on a bottle of wine enjoy it more because they think they're getting something better than those that paid less. The study included MRI scans so is pretty factual in some of the things it talks about and I'd definitely say I agree with it. It goes on to talk about status and showing off wealth etc. but also talks about people being either conspicuous or inconspicuous. Would you say I'm conspicuous or inconspicuous?
Results:
Inconspicuous was the clear winner with 60% of the votes from the following selection:
- Conspicuous (40%)
- Inconspicuous (60%)
Analysis:
The vote's fairly even here which is interesting. I'd say I'm inconspicuous because I'm not flash, but I can see how some people may think I'm conspicuous because I do tend to get noticed.
(Created on 15th October 2017)
Vote #530
Question:
I was driving back home with William and there was some line in a song about it not being you, but being me. He said that sounded like the thing you say when you break up with someone - it's not me, it's you. Then he realized he got it the wrong way round. But did he? It's generally a polite way to say that it's you by saying it's me when you really do mean it's you. So, is it me or is it you?
Results:
You was the clear winner with 100% of the votes from the following selection:
- Me (0%)
- You (100%)
Analysis:
Wow, you all knew it was you all along. I thought the vote would be split here 50/50, but no, you all voted for you. Obviously you all know it couldn't be me, so I guess it's obvious that it was you all along.